Ill rant about gatsby tomorrow

sacaswagea:

immergerd:

sacaswagea:

“if ur ready CUM and get it”

haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP

I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this.

is this real life

keepdrinkingpoison:

Greatest pick up of all time

evil-iguana-productions:

shipwreckedsomewherenotnice:

lickypickystickyme:

I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.

src

DAMN YOU WONDERFUL PERSON YOU.

That’s classy.

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

hiddleston-inthe-tardis:

ladies and gentlemen, the oncoming storm.